yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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gnarly:

nice

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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officialjazzystyles:

Blink-182 at Reading Festival
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

sassypug:

shit D.W.

vinegod:

I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner