squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg
driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

ME AND MY SISTER SPENT ALL DAY MAKING YOGA POSES INTO GIFSETS

danteogodofsoup:

unhinged-mod:

IM DYING

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LOOK

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THESE

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THERE

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OR

imageSOMETHING

imageHELP

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I CAN’T

imageBREATHE!!!

P̲͎̣̙̻ͅA̢̜̰̮̠R̖͈̹̲̳̭̹ͤͫ̄ͨ͛ͭ͡Ţ͌ͤ̀̇Y̺͉͈̰ͯ̂̅͂̐͒ ̡͐͑̾͒͋H͓͉̺͗͐̋̾̆͢A̹͉͖͒̊͂͛͌̉́̚R̹̝͈̯͙̙̖ͩ͟Ḏ̴ͪͮ͂

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"